nyamuk aedes = aids??

semangat besembang crita hantu, ttba ja masuk bab aids.. duk crita pasal ubat aids...
amalina : weh, jom tangkap POKKE...
aku : pa bnda tue...
amalina: binatang yg bleyh sembuhkan aids..
aku: owhhhhh

sambil2 tue duk brcrita la pasal ubat aids... cik bahiyah duk bag ceramah plakk kata aids nie x dak ubat... tengah2 duk serius bincang, ttba ja eliss mnyampuk..
eliss: tue la, aids tue mai dri NYAMUK kan...
confident ja dya jawab...

stu bilik gelak trookk arr... ssh nk berenti.. yg x tahan jwab dgn confident tue.. haahhahaahahah

Benda paling memalukan + x leyh lupa

banyak bnda memalukan dlam hidup kita nie, waktu kena benda tue, mest rasa mcm nk suwoh ja bumi telan kita waktu gak. tap x pa, suma bnda tue la bt hidup kita lebih bermkna... perkra pling memalukan dlam hidup ak bnyak coz ak nie clumsy x pown org kata loqlaq... hahahaa....

• masuk toilet lelaki ( org tngok ak mcm nk trkluar biji mata, ak bt bodo ja.. ya la, mest kna cover kan. malu abis arr pastu)
• jatuh tersembam depan bank ( yg nie mmg malu, mmg rasa mcm nk suwoh bumi telan ak. mao x nya ak bleyh mngeras lepas jtuh.. speechless.. seb bek kwan ak da tlong angkat.. hahahahhaha)
• seliper putuih tngah jlan ( hat nie pown malu gak.. mao x nya, kwan ak gelak sampai guling2.. tue la, sebelum nie pkai sneakers, ttba ja pkai ladies pnya sandle.. spa suwoh kan)

• silap naik keta ( ak nk tumpang kawan balik dri tusyen naik keta pk cik dya, dri jauh kmi tngok keta tue, dya confident 100% yg tue keta pk cik dya.. semangat pnya nk p naik, kna2 silap org.. malu abeh arr.. seb bek org tue x marah)

semua pngalaman bucuk nie bt hidup kita lebih bermkna.. don wory, be hepy... of course kita akn ingat bnda2 yg memlukan nie n rasa malu gila,, tambah2 waktu nk tido.. mest duk tringat bnda2 yg memalukan... lek arr, bila lag kan nk rasa bnda nie...

assignment + raya = melompat sakan

lecturer cakap kat ak sebelum blik raya ritu, " raya nant jgn nk melompat sakan naih".. ak wondering knapa nk melompat.. raya bkn da pa pown.. seleps melalui peristiwa tue, bru ak taw pasaipa lecturer ak ckap gutu... antara sebabnya :

• mmg ak lompat sakan pown
• buku buang kat tepi
• mama ckap bt sumting ikot masa ( klu cuti bt la cara cuti )
• assignment!!! ahhh, lupakan...
• kat umah qada tidoq, tngok tv, movie, shopping n so on
• main mercun mngalahkan budak2
• mkn x ingat dunia

abih la ak balik uni nant.. berkubur la anugerah dekan ak..

new life, new friends, new me..

NEW LIFE
lama dah x tuleyh blog.. klu tuleyh pown bknnya da org nk baca.. ak skunk nie dah da new life.. new life kat ARAUstralia, PERTHlis.. kat cni mmg best.. makan sedap, barang murah.. suma syiok arr.. life ak totally change.. i tink change to the better one n i like it so much..

NEW FRIENDS
ak dpat ramai kwan baru.. mmg best trokk ar kawan bru ak.. even kmi x roomate, tap rpat mcm roomate.. kmi suma 1 kos..

aina : ak suka bag dya marah.. marah gila trokk arr.. pastu kmi akn berbaik x sampai sejam.. ak arr ska kcau dia.. haggagaga.. pdan mka ang aina.. kwan lag ngan ak lag.. ang pnya tdung hijau taik lembu ngan bju kurung cotton mmg totally fesyen crime n pless don wear dat ting again...
alice : ak ska sembang ngan ang soal prasaan.. ang ni mmahami btul.. satu lag ang nie caring.. sanggup nk bt mushroom soup kat ak bila ak demam..

asmah : ak ska kcu bdak nie.. sbb dia x ckup inci.. den ak ska ejek dya ckp suggestion.. dya marah ak trokk ar. mrah manja2.. bla ak x dak mood ja.. dya mai cari ak.. pndai la depa nie.. pastu ska ckap pasai abg ANC klu ak x dak mood den i will smile again..

maddy : even dya 20, ak still rsa dya mcm sebaya ngan ak.. dya jiran bilik ak ja.. ak ska kwan ngan dya sbb dya mngingatkan sk pada kwan baik ak dulu.. dya tlong ak dlam stud.. x pernh nk mnjatuhkan ak.. suma kwan ak kat cni baik2 ar..

ak da ramai g kwan.. x kan nk cita abeh suma kowt.. tuleyh penat2 bkn da org nk baca pown...

NEW ME..
bila org tnya nma ja, ak ckp la SEIT.. den depa akn kata huh?? ak plik la.. plik ka SEIT tu?? even abg ANC ak.. sedap pa nma seit.. x dak g org nma seit ka.. senang la ampa nk ingat nma ak.. huhuuu.. ak pown dh bnyak brubah.. dah longgar abeh bju ak... kira hat ketat tue longgar la.. x abar nk posa nnti.. lagi longgar la bju ak.. huhuhu

differences between friends and bestfriends... :)

Acquaintance- Somebody you know, who knows you. Not the person you call for help, or think of when you want to hang out with somebody.

Friend- Most people have plenty of these. Just the people that you see pretty often, you call when you want some company, you have them go to your house to work on homework, or whatever.

Best Friend- Most people have very few of these. In fact, you’re lucky if you have more than 1. This is the person you are glad to see everyday all the time and never get bored of. This is the person you call if you need to cry on somebodies shoulder. If your gf/bf broke up with you and you just need to scream. Somebody that is there for you whenever you need them. And puts you in front of anyone else. A best friend won’t need to check if they are free to hang out with you, they will re-arrange their plans and make room for you whenever.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

The Script- The Man Who Can't Be Moved ( lyrics )